This doesn't have the right edge to be a joke. I think it's real. "Lasermetal". And they "refuse to use any loops or pre programmed sequences." A clever-metal mentality with different brand-names...
"Nightsatan is a three piece synthesizer band from Turku Finland. They call their own music lasermetal and refuse to use any loops or pre programmed sequences. Everything you hear is played live. Drums are played on Roland SPD-series drumpads and numerous synthesizers are played through evil distortion pedals. On the cover of their first single (Steel Diamond) they feature Moog Source, Casio DG-20 and Yamaha KX-5."
Pure Spinal Tap. And there's no way I want to hear it.